Will you let me give you TEN Sizzling-Hot XXX DVD's
for the price of only two?
( I didn't think you'd get your feelings hurt by such a great offer.)
You'll see things on these DVD's (or VHS's) that you NEVER even imagined!
Along with the XXXtra HOT XXX Rated young girls, you'll see:
- New Innovative uses for a Makita™ Drill (special dildo attachment required)
- The 'Massive Multiple Munch Party!'
- Whipped cream action in a large group of tasty young things
- And more XXX-Rated activity than has ever been shown before!
Dear Internet Friend-
Please permit me to introduce myself. My name is Joe Crosby, and I am the owner of Caught On Tape LLC. We produce the world's most popular line ever of amateur adult materials, Lovers Caught on Tape. Perhaps you've heard of them. If not, take a look; they're very entertaining.
Because of our success, I receive calls several times every week from people wanting us to represent their product, or to help them market their adult videos. And to be frank, 99.4% of what I see is total crap. The small amount of material we agree to pass on to you has to be up to our standards, and that's not easy.
THESE SIZZLING XXX VIDEOS ARE DIFFERENT
These tapes are one of the exceptions to the rule. If you haven't spent the last three years vacationing on Mars, you've seen commercials for "Girls Gone Wild," right? You know, the ones that are always running on E! on the Howard Stern Show?
Well, did you know that in spite of all the hype, those tapes are massive collections of little more than girls flashing their tits? Yee-haw. Yawn.
DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY
I don't know about you, but if I'm spending my hard-earned money, for a DVD, I'm damn sure going to want some action - know what I mean?
That's why, when I was approached by the producer of the "Girls Gone XXX-Tra Crazy" videos, I jumped at the chance to offer them to you. Why? Let me tell you, he didn't call them "XXX-Tra" Crazy for nothing. You'll see action from Spring Breaks, Party Coves, Mardi Gras and hidden areas, like you'll see on no other video on the market. You have my word on it.
I'm so certain you're going to love these that I've put up a |
Not only are the videos awesome, but I was able to score a great deal on them. Normally, tapes or DVD's like this sell at the video store for anywhere between $39 - $79. EACH. If you can find these at your local store that's what you'll pay.
However, we sell so many of them that I can pass on the savings to you.
So - what's my "amazing" deal? Smile, bro. You're gonna love this one:
JOE'S "AMAZING" LIMITED-TIME DEAL: If you order "Girls Going XXX-Tra Crazy", Volumes 1-5 today, on VHS or DVD, for only $79 (regularly $195), I'll add in - as my special promotion - Volumes 6,7,8,9 and 10 - absolutely FREE (another $195 Value). YOU WILL NEVER FIND A DEAL THIS GOOD AGAIN! |
Let me summarize what you get here:
YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO PASS THIS ONE UP
10 DVD's or 10 VHS tapes: "Girls Going XXX-Tra Crazy" - Regularly priced at $39 each - for one low price of only $79. YOU SAVE OVER $288 !
Look, I feel a little bit like a used-car dealer with all this "amazing" and "you save $$$" talk. But - this is the steal of the year, my friend.
Are you skeptical yet?
Good. You should be. The internet is rife with cons and schemers. Here are 5 essential reasons you can trust us:
- Longevity. We've been in business on the net for 5 years. That's like a billion Internet Years. We're not going to duck and run after you give us your money.
- Trust. We have appeared on ABC's 20/20, FOX, Entertainment Tonight, Sally Jessy, Maury & over 600 radio programs promoting our products. These professionals know they can trust us.
- Knowledge. Caught On Tape LLC. has sold nearly half a million tapes and DVD's. We know what we're doing. Except in web design. I know this site is ugly as hell. Would you rather have an expensive, beautiful website - or an insane deal on your DVD's?
- Access. I'm the president. I answer my own email and phones. To be honest, I'm had to reach on the phone, but that's because I talk on it all day. The toll-free number at the bottom of this page forwards to my cell phone. Beat that!
- Guarantee. I am so confident that you'll love these videos that I'll back your entire purchase up with a guarantee unmatched by anyone else in the adult industry:
JOE'S "TAKE-NO-PRISONERS"
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You have one full year - 365 days - to return your product for a full, unconditional and courteous replacement or refund of your purchase price. I don't care if it broke, your dog ate it, your
fiancée found it - we'll replace it if it's broken, or refund your money if you want it back. OK. You're convinced I'm a decent guy. You're thinking "I want these videos."
Now what do you do?
Do it right now, before you forget. Do it before you lose the opportunity to save a fortune. Do it now and enjoy the videos that kick the crap out of "Girls Gone Wild." |
PS - How discreet is our packaging? Click here to find out.
Click here to see free preview pictures from Vol. 1!
Then, Click Here to see a free sample clip from the "Makita Drill" scene
Caught On Tape LLC.
1009 A. Russell Blvd.
St. Louis Mo 63104
Toll-Free +18884325016
Email us (Please try emailing before you call)